Thursday, April 5, 2012

Buying Greece: EBAY auction could net you entry into Eurozone

There are two vastly important questions to ask regarding a current EBAY auction running today.  How much could I buy Greece for, and why would anyone want to?  Those questions of course, like how mega million winners will have to deal with a vastly different lifestyle, could be yours for the right bid and you don't even need to be one of the 99%ers to win.

*Disclaimer - Ebay Auction to sell Greece may or may not be valid under international law

Some of the questions the seller answered in response to the auction.

Q: Is it possible to bundle your sale with Iceland? I would consider a package deal!
A: I'm sorry to tell you,but Iceland is in much better condition than Greece.  

Q: I was wondering if you would be able to combine shipping with any future eurozone countries (i.e. Italy) you may have for sale. Also, would the sea between the islands be included or excluded in the package? Thank you for... Continue reading
A: I can arrange a big discount for any future transactions.

Q: Hi. I am very interested. However, I need your assurances that before I bid, you will exclude all corrupt banks, Goldman Sachs cronies, JP Morgan criminals, and the rest of the Draghi / ECB ex-Goldmanite corrupt insider... Continue reading
A: Greece doesn't need any of those to be f****d up :) As you can see, the offer includes our whole parliament! 300 of our finest politicians!

Q:  Hi. Is it possible to deport Zeus before auction ends? To USA for example.
A: I'm afraid of the other god's wrath. They might feel insulted,i cannot take any chance! I hope that you can understand my concerns.

Q: Hi. I would like to have this land mass shipped closer to home here, but there seems to be far too many bits and pieces. Are you able to compact it all together into one single parcel for shipping? I'm sure it'll be... Continue reading
A: Hmmm... You may have a point here my friend. But i'm afraid that they may broke, they are way too fragile in order to pack them one on top of the other. Maybe teleportation can work! ;)

Happy bidding, and may the interest rates be ever in your favor!


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